Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?