Trendy Funny Quotes

  • That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.
  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
  • Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.
  • I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
  • Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?
  • I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!