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  • Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.
  • Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
  • I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.
  • I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.
  • In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.
  • I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.