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  • Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
  • No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.
  • Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?
  • It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.
  • Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.
  • I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.