They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.