They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. They should invent a type of situation that improves. They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.
