This Monday could have been an email. Posted on18 hours ago18 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThis Monday could have been an email. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so. “Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell. If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.