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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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