Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Watch out for those rebellious toasters! 🍞🔥 Who knew our breakfast appliances held such power? 😆 Better keep an eye on your toast – you never know when it might decide to assert its independence! 🤖✨"

appliance, autonomy, dial, free, free will, humor, kitchen, little, toaster

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

0

2 months ago

big, bite, cheese, mouse, party, piece, remember, rocking, tonight, tweet, Tweets
I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

0

2 months ago

cold, comedy, dramatics, exaggeration, goodbye, humor, i, illness, man, man cold, sarcasm, story, tell, world
All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

0

2 months ago

advice, humor, irony, learned, learning, lesson, lessons, life, life lesson, observation, people, self-reflection, watching
Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

0

2 months ago

clouds, ever, humor, idiot, imagination, nature, observational, observational humor, sarcasm, say, us, wit
Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

0

2 months ago

actress, actually, another, Babygirl, being, cause, film, humor, joke, kidman, last, last name, name, nicole, Nicole Kidman, perfect, version, wordplay
My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

0

2 months ago

breakfast, child, furniture, guess, humor, i, next, pancakes, parenting, sticking, sticky, syrup, week

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

11 shares on Telegram this month:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

14 shares on Slack this month:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

54 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Threads:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Making waves on Slack:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Just landed via Discord:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨