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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those rebellious toasters! 🍞🔥 Who knew our breakfast appliances held such power? 😆 Better keep an eye on your toast – you never know when it might decide to assert its independence! 🤖✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appliance, autonomy, dial, free, free will, humor, kitchen, little, toaster on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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