Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

29 minutes ago

3,451

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Making waves on Messenger:

Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Reported on Threads:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Seen just now on Instagram:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Live now on Reddit:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Trending via Snapchat:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

6 months ago

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
🐶🐱 "Watching Tom and Jerry as a kid really messed with my understanding of the animal kingdom! Turns out, it's the 'innocent' dogs who are the real bullies to the sophisticated felines. Who knew that cartoon chaos could lead to such insightful revelations? Time for some serious pet therapy sessions! 🙈😂"

bullied, bully, cartoon, cat, cats, dog, dogs, jerry, me, misconception, opposite, reality, thinking, tom

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2249 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,411

Funny Quotes Topics

15,118

Funny Quotes Images

12,411

29 minutes ago

3,458

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Reported on Instagram:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Reported on Messenger:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴