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  • The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.
  • The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.
  • My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.
  • Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.
  • You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.
  • Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.