Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.
  • I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.
  • If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
  • Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
  • I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.
  • Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.