“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.