“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

"Tom Cruise does his own stunts!" Okay cool, but so do I.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts! 🌟💥 Okay cool, but so do I… in my daily quest to avoid folding laundry and tackling the overflowing dishes mountain! 💪😂 #EverydayHero”

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