Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on. Funny Quotes May 19, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppToo young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation. If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire. All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry. My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.
