Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.