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Sane is boring.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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