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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Just shared via Telegram:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Just shared via Discord:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

Broadcasted on Slack:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Spotted on X:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Going viral on Telegram:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

6 months ago

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Reported on WhatsApp:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Seen just now on Telegram:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Trending via TikTok:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Making waves on Messenger:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Breaking via WeChat:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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