Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
  • Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.
  • With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.
  • “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.