Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate 🐱💤 It's a literal struggle of fluff and frustration! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form. If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear. I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.