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Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate 🐱💤 It's a literal struggle of fluff and frustration!

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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