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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.