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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid…

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid…

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Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate 🐱💤 It's a literal struggle of fluff and frustration!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, annoyed, bed, carry, humor, liquid, moving, pet, sleep, struggle, trying on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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