Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.
  • I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
  • I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.
  • I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.
  • My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
  • I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.