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Relationship status: he escaped.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.