Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. Posted onMay 11, 20243 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWant to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.
