Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

The future is buffering.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.