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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just…

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just…

Commentary:
"Need to shed some pounds for summer? No problem! Just sneak those extra snacks into your luggage at the airport and voilà – instant weight loss, guaranteed! 🧳✈️ Say goodbye to those pesky pounds, bon voyage!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, airport, check, dieting, humor, just, lose, loss, luggage, never, pounds, summer, travel, want, weight, weight loss, worry on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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