Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.
  • Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.
  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
  • When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.
  • I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
  • I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.