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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.