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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.