We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWe all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis. I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out. I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.
