We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Commentary:
“Ah, the classic tale of sweet cravings and strategic spousal maneuvers! 🍩🏃‍♂️ Just remember, behind every great donut caper is a supportive partner reluctantly hiding the evidence. 😂 #TeamDonut”

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