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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows…

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows…

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Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! 🎄😂 Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? 😉🎅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged architect, Christmas, decoration, holiday, humor, i, joke, knows, leaning, leaning tower, Pisa, tower, tree, wife, working, yesterday on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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