We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Commentary:
Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! πŸŽ„πŸ˜‚ Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? πŸ˜‰πŸŽ