Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
- Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.
- If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
- Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
