We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the spirit of Christmas tilted more than just your tree! ππ Your wife may have uncovered your secret past as a world-renowned architect. Who knew decorating could reveal hidden talents? ππ Related Funny Posts π€ The Christmas tree Iβve had up all year makes a lot more sense now. Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist. Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.