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"Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Source??? Pattern recognition.

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

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Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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