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“Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you’re exhausted from the week’s hustle, and the next you’re anxiously dreading Monday’s return 
It’s like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of ‘What in the world just happened?’ confusion thrown in for good measure! 
#WeekendScamAlert”
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