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  • Quitting my job to focus on being in love.
  • Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.
  • Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.
  • The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
  • One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.
  • Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.