Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWelcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes. Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old. I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do. IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.