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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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ROMO (relief of missing out)