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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.