What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.