What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people? Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.