What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just remember, that perfectly contoured makeup can only do so much when faced with a bad case of the Monday blues 🌧️💄 #BeautyIsSkinDeep" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash. You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’ If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.