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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Love is in the air fryer.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Going bananas on Discord:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Just landed via Messenger:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Trending via Reddit:

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Just landed via Twitch:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Making waves on Snapchat:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Just shared via YouTube:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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Funny quote about craving variety in hot sauce, highlighting humorous food obsession.

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Well, well, well, if it isn't the spiciest take on the condiment game! 🌶️🔥 Looks like someone's burning up with desire for some variety in their life. 900 more ways to taste the same thing? That's one way to turn up the heat on the culinary scene! 🔥🌶️ Who knew hot sauce could bring out the saucy side in all of us? 😉

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Spotted on Discord:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Making waves on Threads:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Going viral on Instagram:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Broadcasted on Slack:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Just shared via Messenger:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Breaking via Messenger:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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