Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.
- Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
- Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
- When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.
- Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.
