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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ’ป Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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