When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. Posted on5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up. God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”