Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.
  • Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.
  • I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
  • Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.
  • Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.
  • There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.