When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. Funny Quotes November 9, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.