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  • When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
  • The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.
  • Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
  • The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.
  • When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.
  • It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.