When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.