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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying you go into full-on squirrel mode when you develop a crush? 🐿️🎁 Better hide those acorns and chocolates before she catches you! Who knew courtship could be so… nutty? 🌰😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged affection, dating, gifts, hoarding, humor, i, nuts, relationship, romance, squirrel, start, woman on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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