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Well, when life gives you lemons in the middle of a snowstorm, it’s either a miracle or your neighbor has a secret greenhouse full of surprises! Remember, when life throws you a curveball, just make sure it’s a lemon and not a snowball.
When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”
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