Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.
  • I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
  • When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
  • I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.
  • I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.
  • I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.