Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhere do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here. I embarrass myself in front of myself. Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force. So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?