Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.