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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.