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"Whoever said 'out of sight out of mind' clearly never experienced the heart-pounding panic of realizing a spider has gone missing in the bedroom 🕷️🕸️😱 Talk about a reality check in the arachnophobia department!"

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Body by sandwich.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

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61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

76 shares on Discord this month:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

51 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

98 shares on Slack this month:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Just shared via Messenger:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Just landed via Telegram:

You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

Trending via Telegram:

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Making waves on Twitch:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Seen just now on Telegram:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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