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"Just remember, it takes talent to excel at being the whole problem! 💁‍♂️💥 Embrace your inner troublemaker and make sure you leave a lasting impact! 😉🔥"

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67 shares on TikTok this month:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

50 shares on Discord this month:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Trending via Pinterest:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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