Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?
  • Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.
  • I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.
  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
  • “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.
  • My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.