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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

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I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.