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  • A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.
  • You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.
  • To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.
  • Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!
  • Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.
  • Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.