Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”
  • Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
  • Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.
  • Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.