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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Trending via Pinterest:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Trending via YouTube:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Trending via YouTube:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Spotted on Telegram:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

Just shared via Slack:

Body by sandwich.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

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Witty text humorously questioning language quirks about bacon and cookies.

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Commentary:
"Isn't it amusing how bacon isn't baked, and cookies aren't cooked? 🥓🍪 It's like the culinary world is playing a game of word swap with us! Maybe someone should remind bacon to 'get out of the oven,' and cookies to 'sizzle' in the pan! 😄🍳 #FoodForThought"

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

92 shares on X this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I hope this email kills us both.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Trending via Reddit:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Spotted on Pinterest:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

Going viral on Telegram:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Just landed via Slack:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Breaking via Twitch:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Shared recently on X:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Spotted on Telegram:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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