Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.