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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.