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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee sme…

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee sme…

Commentary:
"Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, city, humor, irony, never, NYC, pee, smell, world on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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