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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.