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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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If at first you donโ€™t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Iโ€™m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Sometimes Iโ€™m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Iโ€™m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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"True, Instagram may mess with our minds, but Outlook? That's a whole other level of psychological warfare! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ป #EmailsAreTheRealEnemy"



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