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  • I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.
  • If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
  • I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
  • If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
  • That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.
  • On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.