Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting? Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.
