Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.