Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, when life gives you lemons, trade them for tequila! 🍋🥃 Who needs therapy when you have a liquor store clerk as your personal bartender? 🛒💁♂️ Just make sure you're stocked up for all your 'therapy sessions.' 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.” As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?” Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes? Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar. Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.