Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.
  • Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
  • The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.
  • It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.
  • I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.
  • Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?