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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

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Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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