Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.