You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady. I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.