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Home Funny Quotes You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

3 months ago
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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Commentary:
"Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"

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