You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled youR… Commentary:"When life gives you a 'fumble', just do a touchdown dance on your way out! 🏈💃 Losing a job is just a fancy word for 'forced career change'. 😉 #FumbleNotFired" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.
