Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.
- All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.
- I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.
- Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.
- Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.