You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.