You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, if no injuries, at least come back with a dramatic story about fighting off a pack of wild squirrels on your way home 🐿️🤣 Safety first, but entertainment value a close second, right?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely. I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane. I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.
