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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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98 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

51 shares on Slack this month:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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Just landed via Facebook:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Just landed via YouTube:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Making waves on Threads:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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