Trendy Funny Quotes

  • By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.
  • For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.
  • My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
  • Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.
  • Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.
  • One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.