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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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39 shares on X this month:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

14 shares on Discord this month:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Going bananas on X:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Spotted on X:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Live now on Pinterest:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Going bananas on X:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Trending via Slack:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Making waves on Telegram:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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