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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your hu…

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your hu…

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When communication skills are so on point, you don't even need words as specific as "thing" and "thing"! 🤣 A true testament to marital telepathy! 🧠💬 #MarriageGoals #TelepathicLove

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, communication, humor, husband, know, knows, marriage, marriage advice, mastery, relationship, shout, take, thing, understanding on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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