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I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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58 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

96 shares on X this month:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

96 shares on Discord this month:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

56 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Breaking via X:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Making waves on Discord:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

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