You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head. Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody. I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!
