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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?