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"Trying to keep up with the ticking clock during cardio is like playing a game of 'Beat the Minute' 💪⏰ Time slows down, sweat speeds up 😅 Who knew that a minute could feel like a marathon? 🏃‍♂️"

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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