You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail. Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call. Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.