You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone c… Commentary:"Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river. Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life. It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot. A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it. I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.
