Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.
  • Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.
  • Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”
  • Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
  • I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.
  • Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.