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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.