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  • I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
  • That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.
  • My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
  • A Southerner dies every time you people type β€œya’ll” instead of β€œy’all,” btw.
  • When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.
  • I used to be cool and now I say things like β€œIt’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.