Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
  • Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.
  • With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.