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Well, what do you expect from babies? They haven't even mastered the art of walking yet. 😂👶 Unemployment rate: 100%, cuteness level: off the charts! 📉 #BabyProblems

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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