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Well, what do you expect from babies? They haven't even mastered the art of walking yet. 😂👶 Unemployment rate: 100%, cuteness level: off the charts! 📉 #BabyProblems

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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4 months ago

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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2 months ago

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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2 months ago

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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2 months ago

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

Christmas lights: the only thing bright around here besides my personality.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

31 shares on Slack this month:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I put the hot in psychotic.

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Earth is hard.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Trending via Instagram:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Going viral on Slack:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Trending via Pinterest:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

Seen just now on Twitch:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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