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  • You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.
  • Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.
  • How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.